#19 - Meat Flower
Poo, of course. Super Bowl 50. Now we live in an old witches den. Valentines day and meat flowers. Riding the Subway.
#18 - Meat Sauce
We've settled in to NYC, we can stop talking about it now. Instead lets talk about pizza and beer. Reddit, Google, and Wikipedia rabbit holes. Oregon Shooting. Chris is simmering a MEAT SAUCE. Kellen gets hit by a car. Bed bugs and blood meals. #whiskeyinacatcup
P.S. We apologize for Chris's squeaky chair.
#17 - The United States of South Carolina
Chris gives his usual apology for us not podcasting in a while. South Carolina trip. Kellen exposes his lack of geography skills. Workin' out. Kayne West. People of Walmart. Staying sane in NYC.
#16 - The Orange is Black
Hello again from Brooklyn. Chris tries to get a job. Sports talk...Sorta. HBO and shit.
#15 - No Place to Sit
Chris and Kellen podcast while standing on their feet at 3 AM. We don't know where the fuck we are. The turkey burger diet. Chris is unhappy with alcohol in NY. Adventures in IKEA. Hypnosis.
#14 - From the Car pt. 3
A mash up of our last 2 days on the road…Hopefully you aren't as bored as we were. Will be back with you guys soon with a new episode!
#12 - From the Car Pt. 1
The title says it all… Jammin' from the car on our cross country road trip.
#11 - $50 cookie, $180 day...
Kellen gets to kick off the show today. Apartment hunting and fake money at the airport. A pancake at 2 AM. Funny Neighbors. Chris goes to Court. Kellen gets too high so the podcast ends early.
#10 - Wacky Inflatable Arm Waving Guy
Jobs and stuff. Drinking Games. We went to a podcasting conference. Stash Bash and big bags of drugs. Viva La New York!
#9 - Ladies and Gentleman…This is your captain speaking
Kellen tries to teach Chris how to get a haircut. Skin Phobia. Plane crashes and Shark attacks. Spring break and Beach babes.
#8 - Our Business is Your Pleasure
This episode is more NSFW than usual. Our guest, a veteran "behind the scenes" worker in the porn industry, offers some great insight into an industry we ALL have questions about.
#7 - Hide it in the Beans
On this podcast Whitney Ball joins Chris and Kellen to talk about…Well… Poo. When they aren't talking about drowning mud bunny's or vintage bush, they reminisce and tell some cringe-worthy stories.
#6 - Kunfeshunz
Chris comes clean about why there haven't been any podcasts recently and gets real about his DUIs, revealing his fear of getting his ass pounded in prison. Kellen offers as little as possible. What a dick.
#5 - Adventures in the Workplace
The guys discuss their thoughts on the Super Bowl broadcast. Kellen falls in love with Katy Perry and Chris hears the halftime show on the radio. The Patriots' #DoYourJob inspires a conversation about Chris and Kellen's first jobs and all of the shitty jobs they've had since.
#4 - Adventures in Health and Personal Hygiene
NLNP tackles the importance of taking care of your body as age starts becoming a factor... and other stuff too.
#3 - Adventures in Internet Dating
NLNP welcomes writer, self-proclaimed Internet dating pioneer, and funny man, Donny O'Malley, as the first ever guest on the program. The three chuckle-heads discuss the evolution of dating in the digital age, from FacetheJury.com and Hotornot.com to Tinder and OK Cupid.
#2 - Adventures in Technology
NLNP covers communicating in the 21st century: Texting, the difference between cyber sex and sexting, emojiis, selfies, dick pics, poop, and the underweb.
#1 - Adventures in Podcasting
No Life No Problem's introduction to the podcast community… Chris and Kellen define their audience and look into what it means to be a Millennial.